A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Into the Woods (5x10)
Riley let his bad feelings accumulate.
He silently moped ‘til it was too late.
Well, Riley, baby,
Have you thought that maybe
That’s why YOU SHOULD @#$%ING COMMUNICATE?SERIOUSLY. One of the things that makes me the angriest is the way the break-up was framed as Buffy’s fault, when it was ABSOLUTELY Riley’s. End of story.
I know! Buffy had a lot of flaws in that relationship, but Riley NEVER TALKED ABOUT HIS FEELINGS WITH HER. If you’re unhappy with someone, or want more from them in a relationship, or think they’re an insenstive jerk because they aren’t handling their mom’s serious illness the way you want them to and they were in love with someone when they were sixteen *cough*, you need to actually talk to them about it before springing “YOU ARE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVAR!!!1!! CHANGE OR I AM MOVING TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY…RIGHT NOW!” on them.
This may be the best Scandals of Classic Hollywood yet.
(Disclaimer: RONALD REAGAN IS MY LEAST FAVORITE PRESIDENT. I LOATHE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. If you consider that view heretical, you might enjoy this article less than I did. But it does say very smart things about how politicians craft a “star persona” and about substance versus surface in governance.)
INTERVIEWER: Is your marriage full of laughs?
WILL ARNETT: Yeah. Amy’s so funny, so I have the good fortune of being along for the ride.
UGH, I HATE WHEN I START ACCIDENTALLY CARING ABOUT CELEBRITIES. I HATE LIKING CELEBRITY MARRIAGES. ISN’T THERE ENOUGH DISAPPOINTMENT IN MY LIFE WHEN I’M ONLY CARING ABOUT PEOPLE I ACTUALLY KNOW.
(via jommyteelones)
Wherever You Are | Pooh’s Grand Adventure
Let’s not talk about how much this song made me cry as a kid.
I’m so sorry guys.
Just while I’m in town for the Olympics — I’m leaving this evening.
But his reply to my thank you e-mail was, “Please stay for as long as you need time to yourself! And, then, if you want company, we’re all getting back in two weeks!”
DUDE, DO NOT TELL ME TO STAY IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL FIVE STORY LONDON HOUSE LOCATED NEAR A PARK, AND SLIGHTLY LESS NEAR A BUNCH OF THEATRES AND MUSEUMS AND SHIT, FOR TWO+ WEEKS. WITH YOUR AMAZING SOUND SYSTEM AND YOUR WALLPAPER FROM REGINA’S OFFICE IN ONCE UPON A TIME.
I just told you my dissertation’s due in a month and a half! This is like those casinos that offer Hawaii vacations and diamond tiaras and free suites and money vouchers to people they know are gambling addicts. Except I am an enjoying culture-being alone-not working addict! AND YOU ARE OFFERING ME TEMPTATION I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO REFUSE.
Except I’m totally going to. I am leaving today. I am. Maybe tomorrow? NO. Today!
Eyes, eyebrows… and a bit of eyelashes… on a Friday night ;)
The 12-year-old part of me that is never really going to be over my gigantic, enormous crush on Jim Caviezel, even though he supports Rick Santorum and he starred in that misguided remake of The Prisoner and in The Passion of the Christ, just acquired some Person of Interest. Because I need a new show, obbbbvs.
(LOOK AT THOSE EYES AND THEN TRY AND JUDGE ME FOR MY WEAKNESS.)
(HE WAS EDMOND DANTES. AND IN FREQUENCY. I know, I know, I’m a wretch.)
This is why the Twilight series is the most depressing set of books ever written.
(Source: reasoningwithvampires)
I hate him so much.
