LOOK, SEE, he’s been boning up on his Russian history (lol, boning) to IMPRESS HIM. My crazy headcanon isn’t that crazy!
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Sulu! That face!
In my personal headcanon the device in Sulu’s hands is actually his smart phone and he is just texting Uhura about how adorable and hilarious Chekov is, and she is like, “I’M WORKING HIKARU. STOP TEXTING ME AND JUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.”
(Because in the Enterprise in my head Sulu and Uhura are BFFs and they spend a lot of time talking about his feelings for Chekov because she is like “hahahahaha you finally are serious about someone and it’s a grumpy ridiculous Russian UNDERGRAD, you are so ridiculous bb.” Uhura, on the other hand, is the queen of having her shit together, so Sulu has NOTHING with which to reciprocally tease her, except maybe how hot she thinks Spock is, but she is like, “EVERYONE ELSE WITH EYES knows he is fine, Hikaru, HE PLAYS THE VULCAN LYRE, YOU CANNOT MAKE ME EMBARRASSED ABOUT THIS.”)
(Also they have a book club and he makes her watch every Errol Flynn movie with him and she makes him do drunk karaoke. It’s a beautiful Enterprise in my head.)
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No dance tonight.
Kevin Kathleen Riley is my spirit animal. I could not love him more.
Get on my blog, you fierce man-beast.
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Sulu: Scotty, if it should turn out to be real…
Shut up, Chekov. Not everything is Russian.
Chekov’s just trolling.
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He’s dead, Jim.
This just looks like a series of photo evidence for the masochism essays on All Your Trek Are Belong To Us.
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That moment when you realise just how much you love someone and that you must tell them this straight away.
I will sit through horrific marriage customs, stone-cold Vulcan bitches (both T’Pring and Stonn; T’Pau is a stone-cold fabulous Vulcan bitch), the trauma of Spock thinking he killed Kirk, poor Chapel’s humiliation, and the worst misuse of the word “thee” ever perpetrated, just for this moment, any day.
Man, I really feel for Nurse Chapel.
I would probably cry myself to sleep if my boss called me out on my hopeless crush in front of my hopeless crush’s boyfriend.
Getting soup thrown at me would only be the capper on an already humiliating day.
You know, I think I’m going to give up even pretending to be working and go home and nap and watch “The Naked Time.”
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Check me.
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He meant that what McCoy is saying turns him on like Spock does.
McCoy, you sexy motherfucker.
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