The consultant had brought it up toward the end of the vetting session almost as an afterthought. “You realize, I assume,” he began, “what accepting this position means in terms of your - availability to the President.”
Paul groaned inwardly. “Of course I do,” he said, casting a longing glance toward the window. He’d never gone this long without pull-ups before, and the inactivity was making him irritable. And he’d been sitting in the same hard plastic chair in the same hot and airless room, answering the same barrage of questions (yes, twice; not that I’m aware of; you’d really have to check with the doctors on call that day; never; a little to the left but not noticeably I don’t think) from a parade of seemingly identical and endless frowning, red-faced old men.
“What I mean to say is that you’ll belong to him - in the way of Vice Presidents.”
Bwahahaha. Oh man. That is some quality (hopefully not going to be) president on vice president slash right there.
Tony, hold your horses. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez.
(Source: madnessandsmiles, via devildoll)
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That moment when you realise just how much you love someone and that you must tell them this straight away.
I will sit through horrific marriage customs, stone-cold Vulcan bitches (both T’Pring and Stonn; T’Pau is a stone-cold fabulous Vulcan bitch), the trauma of Spock thinking he killed Kirk, poor Chapel’s humiliation, and the worst misuse of the word “thee” ever perpetrated, just for this moment, any day.
he’s flattered you noticed, tony
And this is the way they choose to discuss Brett’s marital problems. With Brett naked, getting a rigorous Swedish massage, and Danny lending a hand.
SHOW. SHOOOOOOW. REALLY NOW.
Recovering from finally watching Sherlock with some Persuaders!, the perfect antidote.
Tell me everything about this image isn’t ideal:
1) The incredibly, incredibly hungover Lord Brett Sinclair, a.k.a. Roger Moore, a.k.a. James Bond, a.k.a. the episode OPENED with him staggering off the sofa and drinking half an ice bucket I love this show so much.
2) The colorful artwork on the wall.
3) The unnecessary face-touching. Ohhhhh, all the unnecessary touching that goes on in this show.
4) THAT JACKET ON TONY CURTIS. DANNY WILDE, WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU WEARING. And his customary little glove, can’t forget those, jesus christ this is wonderful.
5) The fact that the entire plot of this episode looks like it’s going to be “Brett got himself drunkenly hitched to some Swedish girl and Danny needs to get him out of it (while probably angling for a threesome)!” Plus, probably, some spy intrigue, but honestly I’d be just as happy without it.
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In any case though. Flailing.
What the what, where is this from. Amazing.
(via devildoll)
In which Batman is emotionally honest. Likely story.
“Forever alone”
oh tony
I feel you
Look at our boys go!
TONY, your life is ALL THE SAD.
Divorce is tragic.
(Source: textsfromlastissue)
