"It was also lampooned by the Comic Strip. Their version, The Bullshitters, was ended with Bodie and Doyle rolling around in their underpants snogging each other. The film producers are not thought to be considering this." HAHAHA, and WHY EVER NOT? Killjoys.
Um, also, I will be really disappointed if Gerard Butler is cast as Doyle, and not just because I can’t stand him. He is not sinuous or catlike or at all like someone you can imagine taking art classes on purpose, though I guess he is probably capable of being a sarky bitch with anger issues, so that’s one of my four requirements met. But, the hair.