February 2011
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My life, as illustrated by Shel Silverstein:
Standing is Stupid
Standing is stupid,
Crawling’s a curse,
Skipping is silly,
Walking is worse.
Hopping is hopeless,
Jumping’s a chore,
Sitting is senseless,
Leaning’s a bore.
Running’s ridiculous,
Jogging’s insane—
Guess I’ll go upstairs and
Lie down again.
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Things That Make Don Draper Cry →
I feel a little bad finding this so funny, because every time Don Draper cries, I cry. In fact, even thinking about Anna Draper is making me want to cry, but I also cried about Pixar movies today, so.
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“I think the whole shrimp course was just…really poetic.”
– Top Chef
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I just went downstairs to get some applesauce, and my last applesauce was CRACKED. It was like one of those space movies where there’s a crash and you think everyone’s okay, but then the main character turns around and his buddy has a crack in his helmet and he’s gone. In the Armageddon of my life, I was Bruce Willis, my applesauce, was, like, Owen Wilson.
Only my reaction was...
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Yes, I'm listening to Davy Crockett.
Is Tennessee the greenest state in the land of the free?
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“I’m gonna go home and sleep with my wife.”
– Mr. Green, Clue
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“Whilst”
– My word of the day 